Few things touch me to the very core as does laughter. A good laugh coming up from deep inside, rolling through the chest and up and over the throat is such a treasure. A good joke or a pun (my favorite) adds a spice to life that flavors every conversation and relationship. I have one friend that I laugh with the most...We can be horsey, (as we call it) and can laugh at things that I am sure other people would find strange or different and won't understand our belly laughs, but we revel in it. And, of course, one laugh leads to another and off we go.

When I first started hearing about blogging I was thrilled at having the opportunity to share and do some creative thinking and writing. I have learned that this is not a place that requires us to be always serious, so...........here goes.........some of my favorite one liners............

*Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in the garage makes you a car.
*If everything is coming your way...you are in the wrong lane.
*There was a young man with a hernia, Who said to his doctor, "Coldernia, When improving
my middle, Be sure you don't fiddle, With matters that do not concernia."
*P.S. Son, I was going to send you $500.00 but I had already sealed the envelope.
*There are three signs of old age. The first is the loss of memory and the other two I forgot.
*A three legged dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm looking for the guy who shot my paw."
*Don't shoot the horse til you know how to drive the tractor.
*Most of us go to the grave with our music still inside us.
*Birthdays are good for you; the more you have the longer you live.
* Heard during a in-flight information lecture or shortly thereafter...."There may be fifty ways to leave your lover, but there are only four ways out of this plane." "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride. Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we will try to have them fixed before we arrive."
*Mid-life is when you go to the doctor and you realize you are now so old that you have to pay someone to see you naked. Mid-life is that time in your life that the only thing you can retain is water.
* One guy kept prayimg he would be everything that women want and he turned into a box of chocolates
*When you are really flustered..don't worry...even Moses was a basket case!

So there you have it....just a few things to make you grin and maybe even laugh outloud. Bless your laughter.